Total Medals Earned: 3 (From 1 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (35/395 points)
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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I hope you chose the money.